Prepare To Wet Yourself

The new teaser trailer for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull has finally been released. After I initially shat myself and cleaned up, I watched it about a dozen times. As of now, it seems Indy is back and ready to kick some Nazi ass! So all you doubters out there can suck it. This movie will be the greatest film in the history of the world....ever. God will shine his grace down upon it and exclaim "You are the greatest of all my creations". Time to get my Temple of Doom bedsheets out of the closet and start practicing my whip skills with a jump rope.