Really?

Guuuuuuhhhhhh.... I'm sorry cat people of the world, but this is whole new level of crazy. Cat massage? Really? And you wonder why I can't stand cats. If anyone needs me, I'll be over here wanking it dismissively.

The Most Disturbing Thing You'll See All Day

That's right, folks. It took this one video to break my lengthy slump of entries. Words can't even begin to describe what the fuck is going on in this video. This hits an all new plane of "Whaaa?" While you're watching this, just remember this one thing: Brrrreeeeaaaathheeeeee