Every Man's Guide to Life

For those of you who haven't given the show Parks and Recreation a chance, do yourself a favor and do so. It has one of the best casts on TV right now, and consistently produces smart writing and big laughs. One of the biggest standouts, and my personal fav, is the character of Ron Swanson, played by Nick Offerman. This man truly gets me. In the season premiere last night, he debuted his guide for living, and let me tell you, I intend to live by it daily. For a closer look, go here. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some facial hair to grow, scotch to drink and skim milk to pour down the drain.

Happy Friday from Celery Man

Many of you know about my undying love for Celery Man, and if so, you'll understand why this is the greatest thing you'll see this weekend. If you don't know what I'm talking about, do yourself a favor, scroll down a couple of entries and find out for yourself. Just avoid the nude Tayne.