KiD CuDi feat. Ratatat - Pursuit Of Happiness

Here's the new video from KiD CuDi feat. Ratatat for the single Pursuit of Happiness. Be warned: This video could melt your face off. And in case you're wondering, yes, this is how every one of my parties goes down.

Happy In Paraguay

God, this is genius. If you don't at least cry a little bit while watching this, you can just keep right on surfing, buddy. We probably wouldn't get along very well anyways.

Let's Start The Holidays Right

Yeah, yeah...I know it's been a while, but hell...I've just been waiting for my favorite pumpkin-head man to return with some fresh new dance moves and get me into the holiday spirit. And boy howdy, did he ever.

Happy Halloween!

If this little ditty doesn't get you in the mood for some Halloween hijinks, then just keep on surfing, friends. This site is not for you.

Let The Wild Rumpus Start!

Shit yeah...it's about damn time! Today is a very good day, folks. Where The Wild Things Are finally makes it long-awaited premiere in theaters, and I for one am completely and utterly stoked. If you haven't read this book at least 20 times by now, do yourself a favor and take the 2 minutes and 38 seconds to read this book. It's 10 lines of copy, people. But dammit, if those 10 lines aren't some of the best shit ever written, I don't know what is. It makes anything by Judy Blume look like Ulysses. I can't even imagine how great this flick is with Spike Jonze and Dave Eggers on board. And for all those parents who think the film is too dark and frightening for their children, heed this advice from Maurice Sendak, the book's author - "Go to hell." Nicely done, sir. Now, where's my wolf suit and crown?

You've Been Warned

Here's 11 tips you should always remember about pederasses. Be careful out there, and watch out for potential traps. Or else I'll kill your dog.

Ladies, You're In For A Treat

Damn! I don't know how any of you ladies out there won't get at least a little hot and bothered by this video. The lineup of studs gathered here is enough to make even the most picky of women swoon in ecstasy. I mean, it's not everyday a viking comes knocking down your door for a date now, is it?

The Worst Way To End Your Week

Normally, I like to end the week on a positive note. You can't help but feel good heading into the weekend. But holy Christ, I just had to bring everyone down with this little diddy right here. The musical genius behind this one here is none other than Tom O'C, or you're run-of-the-mill typical douchebag. The fact that he even thinks this is remotely in the area of being listenable is beyond me. Hey maestro, auto-tuning a rambling, incoherent piece of shit does not make you the next T-Pain. 2-Pac must be rolling over in his grave right now.

The Greatest Show On TV Is Back!

That's right, my fine friends. The one show to bring me out of my blogging slump is finally back, and it's about damn time. It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia is back on FX tonight, and bringing with it all of the depraved, senseless and downright fucking hilarious hijinks I've come to love. I need to laugh at something more than shit like 2 and Half Men and Jay Leno's lame ass attempt at humor. Give me Charlie whacked out of his gourd decked out as Green Man. Give me Dennis and Mac attempting to scheme their way into money and/or women. Give me Sweet Dee getting shit on by the guys and Frank drunk as shit, hairpiece and all. It truly is a wondrous time, people.

Really?

Guuuuuuhhhhhh.... I'm sorry cat people of the world, but this is whole new level of crazy. Cat massage? Really? And you wonder why I can't stand cats. If anyone needs me, I'll be over here wanking it dismissively.

The Most Disturbing Thing You'll See All Day

That's right, folks. It took this one video to break my lengthy slump of entries. Words can't even begin to describe what the fuck is going on in this video. This hits an all new plane of "Whaaa?" While you're watching this, just remember this one thing: Brrrreeeeaaaathheeeeee

Yeah Yeah Yeahs :: Heads Will Roll

Here's the new video for "Heads Will Roll" from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs new album It's Blitz! Interestingly enough, it's quite timely considering a certain someone's very famous death. This video exudes awesomeness. It screams homages to MJ's Thriller throughout, and is very creatively done. Not to mention the song rocks ass on the dancefloor. Kudos once again you oddly entertaining, weird and fantastic hipsters, you. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go wolf-out now.

The King Has Fallen

This is history in the making, folks. The King of Pop, Michael Jackson, dead at the age of 50 from cardiac arrest. It's surprising, yet it's not. It's just really fucking sad. Say what you will about all his craziness, not to mention all the accusations of pedophilia and shit, the man is a legend. He's this generation's Elvis. I don't know if he did or didn't do the crimes he was accused of, but you cannot dispute that this man single-handedly changed the landscape of music as it stands today. He practically made MTV! He's gone platinum more times than most groups could ever dream. The dude broke boundaries everywhere. I don't give a shit if you were black, white, brown, rich, poor, male or female...you knew his tunes, and they rocked the house. Sure he was a whack job, but I honestly believe he didn't realize what we all saw as the actions of a sick man was just that. I don't think the guy ever really grew up. He was lonely, broken down and no more than a shell of the legend he became over the years. There's no telling what sort of details will come to light now that the facts are being gathered around his death, but the fact remains the throne in the world of music sits empty now. Below I've included a classic live performance from 1987 of his hit "Thriller". Tell me that man didn't know how to entertain a crowd. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go blast "Rock With You" as loud as I can.

St. Vincent Is Good At Music

The lovely Annie Clark, aka St. Vincent, played to a hushed and thoroughly awed crowd last night in Dallas, proving once again that she's pretty good at this whole music thing. Playing hits such as "Marry Me" and a kick ass solo version of "Paris Is Burning", as well as new hits "Actor Out Of Work" and the slowly building raucous jam "Black Rainbow", it was a night sure to please for everyone in attendance.
She's like that cute, quirky, artsy chick you knew in high school - the one that you weren't too sure about because she was always sitting by herself at lunch writing sonnets or some shit, but something about her was so mesmerizing. With those looks and that voice, combined with her shreddin' skills on the guitar, you can't help but have a little crush on her. Unless you're attracted to lazy trolls who play the clarinet, in which case I don't want to be around you. Ever. That's just gross.