You've Been Warned

Here's 11 tips you should always remember about pederasses. Be careful out there, and watch out for potential traps. Or else I'll kill your dog.

Ladies, You're In For A Treat

Damn! I don't know how any of you ladies out there won't get at least a little hot and bothered by this video. The lineup of studs gathered here is enough to make even the most picky of women swoon in ecstasy. I mean, it's not everyday a viking comes knocking down your door for a date now, is it?

The Worst Way To End Your Week

Normally, I like to end the week on a positive note. You can't help but feel good heading into the weekend. But holy Christ, I just had to bring everyone down with this little diddy right here. The musical genius behind this one here is none other than Tom O'C, or you're run-of-the-mill typical douchebag. The fact that he even thinks this is remotely in the area of being listenable is beyond me. Hey maestro, auto-tuning a rambling, incoherent piece of shit does not make you the next T-Pain. 2-Pac must be rolling over in his grave right now.

The Greatest Show On TV Is Back!

That's right, my fine friends. The one show to bring me out of my blogging slump is finally back, and it's about damn time. It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia is back on FX tonight, and bringing with it all of the depraved, senseless and downright fucking hilarious hijinks I've come to love. I need to laugh at something more than shit like 2 and Half Men and Jay Leno's lame ass attempt at humor. Give me Charlie whacked out of his gourd decked out as Green Man. Give me Dennis and Mac attempting to scheme their way into money and/or women. Give me Sweet Dee getting shit on by the guys and Frank drunk as shit, hairpiece and all. It truly is a wondrous time, people.