I'm Back, Bitches!

That's right, folks. I'm back from a very long break. Why? Because that's what getting married does to a man, that's why. I don't need to explain myself to you!

I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. I love you all, and helping you waste time during your day is what keeps me going. So on that note, here's my new favorite clip from Tim and Eric Awesome Show. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go watch Celery Man and a nude Tayne have a dance off.