Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Yo Joe, Indeed

Son of a bitch. I think I have to go change my pants after seeing this sneak peek at what the stealthy, silent killer Snake Eyes is going to look like in the new G.I. Joe movie set for next summer. Ray Park, the Scottish martial arts badass who portrayed Darth Maul in Star Wars and Toad in X-Men, is suiting up for the iconic role. Out of all of the characters, Snake Eyes was the absolute coolest muthafucka to ever give Cobra a beatdown. Even though the movie may suck some serious donkey dick, this at least just sold one ticket. And knowing is half the battle.

1 comment:

Nigel said...

My pants are going crazy.