The Schedule Has Arrived

That's right. The 2008 Austin City Limits Music Festival schedule was just released, which means you now have two things to do: 1. Look at the list, envy the list, get a ticket if you haven't already, and start working out to prepare for the 3 mile treks in between stages. And 2. Start bitching. Bitch about how they could possibly have the nerve to put two awesome bands like the Raconteurs and Gnarls Barkley on two different stages at the same damn time. The Black Keys at the same time as Iron & Wine? Clear across a park? Really? Really. Fucking tools. I understand there's a lot of great bands playing, and they have to fit them in at some point, but seriously...next time, get my opinion before doing so. Allow me to construct that schedule, and the shit will be banging! A man can dream, right?

On a related note, I will be avoiding the dreaded "swamp crotch" this year by using mass amounts of baby powder. All donations will be gladly accepted.

Thank you - Mgmt.