The Dark Knight Turbo Pwns Box Office

If you're one of the three morons in the U.S. that didn't see The Dark Knight this weekend, then you need to seriously get your priorities straight and go see the damn movie right now. It's one of the only times that you'll truly find a picture actually live up to all the hype and raving madness. It's THAT good. If it were a cocktail, it would be a bacon martini. If it were a mythical creature, it would be a giant, winged gorilla with the claws of a velociraptor, the head of a serpent and the breasts of Athena. It makes House Party 1 look like House Party 2. Not only did it make 158 million dollars in the U.S. alone this past weekend, but from what I understand, it also took in 467 billion* dollars....in Canada.
The acting, the story, the sets, the action...everything is amped up in this one. I heard that when Chris Nolan finally finished the film, the heavens split, and God looked down upon the film and said "You are my finest Creation above all else." And it was good. It was sooo good.

*Figures are rough estimates