Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Hellooooo Paris!

Ah, yes...Paris, France! The land of outrageous wines, cheeses and body odors. Where naps and pretentiousness go hand-in-hand. The city that gave us french toast*, french fries*, french dips* and, uh....french kissing.*
Me and my gal are off to the "City of Lights" for a week of well-earned vacation, so back off. But don't worry. I'll be back to warping your fragile little minds before you know it.

Au Revoire

**Facts are more than likely not accurate due to the moronic nature of author.
Thank you. - Mgmt.

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