This Is How Babies Are Made

Caution: Sitting too close to your computer while watching this could result in unexpected pregnancies.

Where The Wild Things Are Trailer!

Set the nerdgasm to 11 folks! Today the trailer for the Spike Jonze directed/Dave Eggers adapted film Where The Wild Things Are premiered, and let me just say...HOLY CRAP, HOLY CRAP, HOLY CRAP. It has everything you could ask for in a film this daunting to take on. And with Arcade Fire gracing the trailer with a new mix of their hit "Wake Up", well, let's just say I need to change my pants immediately. This looks incredible. Who doesn't remember reading this story when they were a kid? If you DO happen to be one of the few who didn't, just go do everyone a favor and either pick the book up, take a half hour to read it and enrich your ass or just go stand in traffic, preferably very heavy, highly volatile traffic.

Department Of Eagles :: No One Does It Like You

Here's the new video for Department of Eagle's first single, "No One Does It Like You". Here's how they came up with the concept: People in creepy masks + muted colors + oddly entertaining dance numbers + gratuitous violence = hipster gold. Cut and print!

Funky Fresh Beats

This site is awesome. For those that can't get enough of the sounds of Wham, Duran Duran and other cheese dick 80's bands, this site is for you.

Happy St. Paddy's Day

To all you drunk, foul-mouthed sons-a-bitches who call yourselves Irish or just pretend to be, here's to you! Slàinte Mhath!

Kenny Powers: Back On Top

That's right, motherfuckers. Kenny Powers is coming back in a big way. If you need more proof that Mr. Powers isn't the single greatest player the game of baseball has ever seen, then we just can't be friends. He's fucking in. You're out.

Prepare To Engage

So, it's been a full week since I popped the question to this chick. Only 51 more weeks to go till she makes an honest man out of me.

Happy Birthday, Mr. Norris


In honor of THE Chuck Norris turning 69 the other day, which in my estimation makes him around 18 years old in human years, I've decided to show Chuck Norris in one of his most awesome moments - in hand-to-hand combat with a fucking bear. Now granted, I know Mr. Norris has faced far greater odds in his lifetime, but this little scuffle just goes to show you DO NOT FUCK WITH CHUCK! When that bearded, 69 year-old badass stares you down, there's really no challenge. Just get yourself out of that situation as quickly as you can. Hey, wait a sec...Chuck got 69'd. Heh heh heh heh.... (I think I peed a little.)