Happy Birthday, Mr. Norris


In honor of THE Chuck Norris turning 69 the other day, which in my estimation makes him around 18 years old in human years, I've decided to show Chuck Norris in one of his most awesome moments - in hand-to-hand combat with a fucking bear. Now granted, I know Mr. Norris has faced far greater odds in his lifetime, but this little scuffle just goes to show you DO NOT FUCK WITH CHUCK! When that bearded, 69 year-old badass stares you down, there's really no challenge. Just get yourself out of that situation as quickly as you can. Hey, wait a sec...Chuck got 69'd. Heh heh heh heh.... (I think I peed a little.)