Grizzly Bear :: Two Weeks

Yeah, so it's been a while since I've posted anything, but what better way to get back into the swing of things than with Grizzly Bear's new video for their first single "Two Weeks", off of the brand new album Veckatimest? Sparkly, exploding heads and all.

The Slap Chop Remix

Vince is breaking it down and coming correct these days. Who needs hookers when you got funk?

Furniture + Race = Advertising Genius

Now THIS is advertising. What in the hell have I been doing with the past 6 years of my life? I now see the errors of my way in this industry. The Red House Furniture Store obviously figured it out. Great furniture, at a great price, for a rainbow coalition of people! It just sells itself.

St. Vincent :: Actor Out Of Work

Here's the new video from St. Vincent for "Actor Out Of Work", off of her upcoming album Actor, out May 5. I can't wait for this album. My pee-pee can't wait for this album. If you haven't heard of Annie Clark, aka St. Vincent yet, there's a very good possibility that may change in the upcoming year. I'm telling you, everything about her is great. And that's not just the crush talking. Baby, if you happen to be reading this, know that this woman would be one of my only choices for a filthy celebrity hookup. You have Batman, I have St. Vincent. Learn to play guitar and sing like this woman, and she's off the list. Just so you know.

This Is How Babies Are Made

Caution: Sitting too close to your computer while watching this could result in unexpected pregnancies.

Where The Wild Things Are Trailer!

Set the nerdgasm to 11 folks! Today the trailer for the Spike Jonze directed/Dave Eggers adapted film Where The Wild Things Are premiered, and let me just say...HOLY CRAP, HOLY CRAP, HOLY CRAP. It has everything you could ask for in a film this daunting to take on. And with Arcade Fire gracing the trailer with a new mix of their hit "Wake Up", well, let's just say I need to change my pants immediately. This looks incredible. Who doesn't remember reading this story when they were a kid? If you DO happen to be one of the few who didn't, just go do everyone a favor and either pick the book up, take a half hour to read it and enrich your ass or just go stand in traffic, preferably very heavy, highly volatile traffic.

Department Of Eagles :: No One Does It Like You

Here's the new video for Department of Eagle's first single, "No One Does It Like You". Here's how they came up with the concept: People in creepy masks + muted colors + oddly entertaining dance numbers + gratuitous violence = hipster gold. Cut and print!

Funky Fresh Beats

This site is awesome. For those that can't get enough of the sounds of Wham, Duran Duran and other cheese dick 80's bands, this site is for you.

Happy St. Paddy's Day

To all you drunk, foul-mouthed sons-a-bitches who call yourselves Irish or just pretend to be, here's to you! Slàinte Mhath!

Kenny Powers: Back On Top

That's right, motherfuckers. Kenny Powers is coming back in a big way. If you need more proof that Mr. Powers isn't the single greatest player the game of baseball has ever seen, then we just can't be friends. He's fucking in. You're out.

Prepare To Engage

So, it's been a full week since I popped the question to this chick. Only 51 more weeks to go till she makes an honest man out of me.

Happy Birthday, Mr. Norris


In honor of THE Chuck Norris turning 69 the other day, which in my estimation makes him around 18 years old in human years, I've decided to show Chuck Norris in one of his most awesome moments - in hand-to-hand combat with a fucking bear. Now granted, I know Mr. Norris has faced far greater odds in his lifetime, but this little scuffle just goes to show you DO NOT FUCK WITH CHUCK! When that bearded, 69 year-old badass stares you down, there's really no challenge. Just get yourself out of that situation as quickly as you can. Hey, wait a sec...Chuck got 69'd. Heh heh heh heh.... (I think I peed a little.)

Screw Pixar

Skanks and skeezes, I give you Cool Court, starring Nachos the Cross-Eyed Cat. This little animated nugget of joy just may be the best damn thing to hit the internet in quite a while. Why you ask? Well, sit back and enjoy this masterpiece and then just try not humming the catchiest damn ditty you'll hear all year. If the line "...now bend over, girl, and use yo' titties like a broom" doesn't take off as the most oft quoted song lyric this season, then my faith in humanity will truly be lost.

[ Via: Sick Animation - Check the site out for more instant classics ]

Happy President's Day

The Big 3-0 Cometh Today

Who said turning 30 sucks? It's a celebration, bitches.

Creed: Rock Music At Its Finest

Who knew Creed was so adept at making insightful, soaring and visceral music for a generation to admire? This guy!

Carl's Superbowl Tips

Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force loves him some football. This year's Superbowl is another matter however. Here are some of his over and under tips for all you wheelin' and dealin' gamblers out there. Believe me, the man knows his stuff.

Animal Collective :: My Girls

This is the video for Animal Collective's first single "My Girls" off of their incredibly awesome new album, Merriweather Post Pavilion. Check it out, but be sure to ingest plenty of hallucinatory drugs before doing so.

Man Of The Day

Do not EVER...I repeat...EVER, try and hug this man. Unless you're into that sort of thing.

A Message From Our Leader,

Boosh.